Read more on Famoustanda.com. I’m sure most of you have heard about this new show on VH1, The Pick-up Artist. Yes?… No? Well for those of you who have, can I please get someone’s opinion on this. For those of you who haven’t a clue what I’m talking about, in a nutshell, it’s about 8 socially challenged men who pack up and head to Texas where they will all live together in hope of guidance from Eric, A.K.A “Mystery”, a “Master Pick-up Artist” and his two friends. Each week there is a different lesson to be learned by these romantic illiterates. The one with the weakest game (not that any of them had any coming into this) will be sent home after a deliberation.

Okay, great! Good for them that they’re stepping up. My problem lies here… Have you SEEN this guy, Mystery? He looks to me like a wannabe Tommy Lee who sports a hat similar to the one Pamela Anderson wore to the 1999 MTV VMA. Oh, it gets worse, that’s only when he isn’t wearing that awful thing that resembles a swimming cap. He even pairs it off with goggles! For all I know it could really be a swimming cap. His friends who take credit for being “Master Pick-up Artists” don’t look any more credible themselves. Their names “Matador” and “J-Dog” don’t help them either. I can’t understand how these 8 men can put their trust in a man who is cross dresses between Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee to help them find their Mo-Jo.

C’mon… His “entourage” go by the name of Matador and J-Dog! Matador btw looks like a foreign Jesse Katsopolis only he has NOTHING on Jesse’s hair or anything else for that matter. The only thing that stood on J-Dog (besides his unfashionable sense of fashion) was the 2 BLACK stripes on the side of his blond/ yellow set of hair. Who does that and claims to be a “Master Pick-up Artist”? I’m sorry but Mystery, Matador, J-Dog… If I ever got set up on a blind date with one of you the only thing you’d be picking up would be the tab.